MJI WENU.

If you love the capital city just for the sake then you need to check yourself to the mental hospital.

Because I dont get why it rains for a few minutes and we are all in a swimming pool and what is lacking is a glass of mohito and the cute umberella accessorie that comes with it.

So here is the story I alight from a bus for protection purposes I won't mention the brand. The clouds show signs of rain but I ain't stressing this is the largest and most developed city nothing bad can happen. Well atleast thats what I thought.

Immediatly the city is graced my presence suddenly the clouds start "crying" heavily I don,t know who had broken its heart. So now cant go anywhere and I have to look for a shed and shelter and wait for the clouds to get an alcoholic drink atleast then the crying will stop for a bit.

Now this isnt even the worst part early that day I had changed my shoes and put on the famous doll shoes. You know the ones ladies wear to be able to manuvoure the cities effectively you know those you cant event step on a sharp stone. Yes I had those and I didnt know there were tore so at this point they were no use.

URRRGH. So by the time I get to the shelter my feet are swimming in a constrained pool so at this point am rethnking all my life choices expecially my love life.

I should start dating for money because at that time I woud be in a range rover watching the hutler peasant get rained on through a misty glass window as the jump over ponds of water and their masaai lesos around their waist. But I choose lies over money. Such a bright girl cant wait to receive the get warm for me my dear text.

So my feet are wet this is contaminated water don't forget am cold dont forget this either,but what can I do? I only had one option that came to my mind get rained on fully so I decided to walk to my stop where I was boarding my next matatu. Let me tell you this is Where I realized I needed to work hard this life wasn't for me but, wait why didn't I order a cab?

Why though?

As am walking I realized a foul smell.

The city seweage decided this was the right time to detox you know create some space. So you can imagine the smell, dont forget the shoes I had. So am hoping all over trying my best to fly.

I barely survived and got inside the matatu. I was so thankful but that wasn't the end of it.

I sit imediately behide the driver.

Bad idea. Pinch yourself and never do that ever again.

So our estimeed driver decided am feeling cold so he opens the window all the way down and due to movement he get affected 20 % and the rest 80% is on me, yea lucky me. The wind wasn't even that bad, that a lie it was number two bad someting was coming. The water. Sorry paddle water, stagnant water, city water, germs water that got splashed to us as other cars passed us. The cars I was supposed to be in. I was showering involuntary by forced and at this point I was just thinking of opening my umbrella inside the car to shelter myself I wanted to be petty so bard but the conductor wasn't having the nonsence face that time. So I didn't have a choice I allowed myself get wet.

I was wet yes that's true however you take it I was and after careful evaluation I came into a conclusion that I will only accept courting from a certain standard of men and car or two will be an added advantage. Thank you for your time.